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Wonder if this'll be any good. It looks kinda funny. Will Smith is always best playing comedy, and Jason Bateman kicks ass.

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I doubt I'll see it in theaters. Too much else going on this summer, and I don't have time to see a lot of flicks in the theater.
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I did laugh my ass off at the whale tossing scene. Maybe this could be good.
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i was surprised to see this before 10,000 BC, as i had no idea it was being made. weird that it was so off the radar. looks like i might be an entertaining neflix. i doubt i'll see it in the theaters either, though.
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Yeah, I've seen banner ads on a lot of comic sites, and figured it was some indie comic using a photo of a dude. It's not easily recognizable as the Fresh Prince. I saw the trailer while browsing the On-Demand shit on cable this morning and laughed my ass off.
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I saw this a few weeks ago and thought it looked good.
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American Idol had a new Hancock trailer last night (why are they marketing this movie to girls and gay men?).
The new trailer gives the movie a more serious, action flick vibe.

I'm looking forward to it. It looks like its everything that My Super Ex-Girlfriend wasn't (meaning: good).
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Diabolical wrote:American Idol had a new Hancock trailer last night (why are they marketing this movie to girls and gay men?).
because will smith is sexy?
The new trailer gives the movie a more serious, action flick vibe.
yeah, i was called into the room while reading my stack of comix last night when it was on, and i thought it was disappointing to see the more serious slant to it. i thought it was going to be an all-comedic thing about a slacker superhero, but the whole serious redemption thing kinda made me re-assess my enthusiasm.
I'm looking forward to it. It looks like its everything that My Super Ex-Girlfriend wasn't (meaning: good).
i guess. never saw that one.
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I saw about ten minutes or so of MSEG. That was a shit-fest indeed.
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I think Hancock could be a rather successful movie. Will Smith? July 4th weekend? Yeah, I think it will do alright.

That said, I probably will not see it in the theater.
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I'm holding out for ID5
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why are they making a movie about Han Solo's penis ?
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Just another in a long line of Will Smith movies with titles vaguely connected to the Declaration of Independence.
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