Just when you think Hollywood can't sink any lower....

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http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/ ... 5&src=news
(Sorry for the fucking ad you have to sit through first.)

I clicked on it because I thought it would be a remake of the 1970s cartoon. No such luck.

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awwww cgi guinea pigs how cute! it's like a companion turd for cats and dogs.

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Huh. Will Arnett, Loudon Wainright, and Zach Galifianakis should know better.

And the fucking black hamster is a stereotype. How cute.
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Huh. Will Arnett, Loudon Wainright, and Zach Galifianakis should know better.
As should Tracy Morgan, Sam Rockwell, and Penelope Cruz, who voice the hamsters. Still, as stupid as this is, it's still a better idea than "Ace Ventura 3" with the fat kid.
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Since this is called "G-Force," and since I thought it was a remake of the only okay cartoon, shit like this and how godawful Transformers came out, and how godawful GIJoe looks like it will come out... it really makes me worry about the strongly rumored He-Man and Voltron movies. :(
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uh...

jesus christ.
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Yeah, I'm still kind of pissed I got tricked into watching that trailer. I thought the trailer was the ad he mentioned.
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