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FUKCIN MAC DINALD'S

Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 11:25 am
by Snigtad Flornbi
I AM FINELY. BACK. MY FAMBLY WENT 2 MCDONAL'DS + I GAD 2 POOP + I GOT SUM POOP ON MY HANDS. I WINF 2 WASH THEM, AND THES ASS WHOLES HAD A SINE THAT SED EMPLOYS MOST WASH HANDES." AND I WAS LIEK GOD DAM I HAEV 2 WASH MY HANDS MY MOM TOLLED ME SH'ED BEET MY ASS IF I GOT SHIT INN THE FRECNH FRYES AGAN. SO I WATES 4 AN EMPLOY + HE CUMS IN AND SEZ FUCK NO I AINT WASHEN UR HANDS DUM ASS. SO I WAIT 4 ANOUTHER + HE SEZ DUED THATS GROSS I ANT PAYED 4 THAT SHIT. I END UP WAITING TOO GOD DAM MUNTHS!! I GET HONGRY AND HAV 2 EAT TOYLAT PAY-PER. FINLY AFTER 2 MONTH A NEW EMPLOEE CUMS IN + SEZ SHIR I'LL WACH UR HANDS IF U SUCK MY DICK. SO I AM FINALY OUT + MY FAMILY HAS LEFT BUTT LUCKLY WE LIEV CLOSE +I WALK HOEM. I TELL THEM WHAT HAPPEMS + UNCKE RODGER SEZ GOODE 2 HAV U BACK, IT IS NOT GAYE IF ITS THE ONLEY WAY 2 GET OUT OF THE BATH ROOM. THEN AS A JOEK HE LOCKS ME N THE BATHRUME AT HOM + OF COARSE I SUCK HIS DICK BE CUZ HE ALREADY TOLD ME THAT IS KNOT GAYE. BUT U FAGS R GAY SO U WUDENT NO ANY THANG ABOIT NOT BEIGN GAY RITE!! HA HA, BURN!!!

Re: FUKCIN MAC DINALD'S

Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 7:07 pm
by Tom Foolery
Robin, you could probably turn that story into a solid comedy routine at open mic night.

Re: FUKCIN MAC DINALD'S

Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 7:09 pm
by Ran
Unfortunately, by today's standards, this sounds very Presidential.